[幽默笑话] 【Vol.08】 Humor and Laugher(幽默与笑话第8期)

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Humor and Laughter (Vol. 8)



欢迎大家对材料当中的每个笑话进行翻译, 每翻译一个笑话我们将给予50荣元的奖励。  希望大家积极参与! 同时我们也欢迎大家就材料积极提问，其他网友可以热心解答。我们将根据解答情况给予奖励。总而言之，希望大家能够积极参与，享受和学习英语。




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fuyi0421

Rob 和 Tom 申请同一个职位。他们参加了笔试。“你们做错的题是一样多。”人力资源部的人告诉他们，“但是我们聘用Rob。”
“如果我们都错的同样多，他凭什么得到这份工作呢？”Tom 愤怒的问道。
“是的”人力资源部的人说道，“他有一道错题的答案比你答得要好。”
“啊，他怎么能这样”
“第46道题，Rob 回答的是 ：我不知道。你回答的是: 我也不知道”

indignantly adv.愤怒地
whoa adv.愤怒地

如果Lord 真的希望我们能享受日出，它就不应该在早上10点以前跑来。

一个人到医生那里抱怨他的胃部问题。医生问他吃了什么。
“我只吃了pool balls”他说，“早餐是红色的，午餐是黄色和橙色的，下午点心是蓝色的，晚餐是紫色和黑色的”
“我知道问题出在哪里了。”医生说，“你没有吃足够绿色的”

purply adj.略成紫色的

问题
I only eat pool balls
中的pool balls 是什么意思呢

jackyhot7

原帖由 fuyi0421 于 2008-7-9 12:33 发表
问题
I only eat pool balls
中的pool balls 是什么意思呢

玩过台球吗？ 美式台球（抢黑8）

The balls are usually colored as follows: See the attched
1 and 9 - yellow
2 and 10 - blue
3 and 11 - red
4 and 12 - purple
5 and 13 - orange
6 and 14 - green
7 and 15 - brown
8 - black


A man goes to the doctor complaining about stomach problems. The doctor asks him what he’s been eating. “I only eat pool balls,” he says. “Red ones for breakfast, yellow and orange ones for lunch, blue for afternoon snacks, and purple and black for dinner.”

“I see the problem,” says the doctor. “You’re not getting enough greens.”

fuyi0421

原帖由 jackyhot7 于 2008-7-10 12:33 发表


玩过台球吗？ 美式台球（抢黑8）

The balls are usually colored as follows: See the attched
1 and 9 - yellow
2 and 10 - blue
3 and 11 - red
4 and 12 - purple
5 and 13 - ora ...

谢谢  jackyhot7       偶又上了一堂台球课


继续后面两个故事的翻译

当一个孤独的青蛙跟一个算命的人抱怨时，他被告知不需要担忧：“你将会遇到一个漂亮年青的女孩，她将会知道关于你的一切。”
“太棒了！”青蛙兴奋得说道：“我什么时候才能遇到她呢？”
“在下学期的生物课上。”神的使者说。

fortune-teller n算命者
semester n 学期
psychic adj 精神的
        n. A person apparently responsive to psychic forces.

动物园的猩猩有两本书——《圣经》和达尔文的《进化论》。它正在试图弄明白它到底是它兄弟的看守者还是看守者的兄弟

orangutan n 猩猩

其实第二个笑话我没看懂什么意思，也不大明白它的笑点  桐子们，那位明白了给偶讲讲哈。谢谢啦

Fanfanly

原帖由 fuyi0421 于 2008-7-10 12:41 发表


其实第二个笑话我没看懂什么意思，也不大明白它的笑点  桐子们，那位明白了给偶讲讲哈。谢谢啦

你是指greens那个吗?

fuyi0421

原帖由 Fanfanly 于 2008-7-13 23:54 发表


你是指greens那个吗?

呵呵 是第一页中间那个 猩猩有两本书的那个呢

bound

原文：One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books: the Bible and  Darwin's, Origin of Species. Curiously he asked the ape, "Why are you reading two such opposite books?" "Well," said the orangutan, "I'm trying to figure out if I'm my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."

Am I my brother's keeper?
A saying from the Bible's story of Cain and Abel. After Cain had murdered his brother Abel, God asked him where his brother was. Cain answered, “I know not; am I my brother's keeper?”
Cain's words have come to symbolize people's unwillingness to accept responsibility for the welfare of their fellows — their “brothers” in the extended sense of the term. The tradition of Judaism and Christianity is that people do have this responsibility.

圣经上的第一个谋杀案，发生于亚伯和该隐之间。创世纪第四章记载：该隐与他兄弟亚伯说话，二人正在田间。该隐起来打他兄弟亚伯，把他杀了。耶和华对该隐说，你兄弟亚伯在哪里？他说，我不知道，我岂是看守我兄弟的吗？ 耶和华说，你作了什么事呢？你兄弟的血，有声音从地里向我哀告。地开了口，从你手里接受你兄弟的血。现在你必从这地受咒诅。
if I'm my brother's keeper 源自《圣经》
my keeper's brother. 达尔文人猿同祖
好像是在讽刺说无神论者同样不能放弃信仰
希望有精通西方文化的桐子来解释呀

Fanfanly

An orangutan in the zoo has two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. He's trying to figure out if he's his brother's keeper -- or his keeper's brother.

Well..

the Bible says: We (people) are all brothers and sisters.
Origin of Species says: We (people and apes/orangutans) are all brothers, generically speaking.

So...


Don't think this one is funny. Is it even a joke??

blahblahblah

cain and abel are brothers in the bible        

man and ape have the same ancestor according to Darwin

the orangutan's just wondering if he's man's brother

I think it's just a simple, silly joke

[ 本帖最后由 blahblahblah 于 2008-7-18 02:18 编辑 ]